oh HEL-Yes
cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

teawitch:

Shirt here
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
grawly:

sebastiandebeste:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

grawly:

sebastiandebeste:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

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slammuraispirit:

when ur otp is destroying you but ur friend just doesn’t ship it

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