cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......
when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up
Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
when ur otp is destroying you but ur friend just doesn’t ship it